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departured:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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(via yearningtheirwin)

kaseysellingseashells:

queerwashing:

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

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captainofalltheships:

mak-o:

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

nah i’m in a whole different timezone

11/10

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eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

(via mylifeis-mere)

hemmingsdimpless:

I laughed too hard at this

jillstrif:

disneydamselestelle:

Frozen is the first movie to show depressed charact-

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Frozen is the first movie to be about an outcast-

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Frozen is the first movie with magic-

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Frozen is the first movie with a dysfunctional fam-

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Frozen is the first to not have love at first sight-

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Frozen is the first Disney movie to teach girls they don’t need to be saved by-

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Frozen is the first movie where the princess isn’t only focused on marrying a prince-

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Frozen is the first-

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YES

(via yearningtheirwin)

laddylads:

i cant even laugh about the boobs yet bc in typical 1d af fashion, my heart stopped dead at the sight of this angelic being sleeping

hes sO breathtakingly beautiful

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itszahrry:

how did this 

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become this

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sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

(via yearningtheirwin)

modestmgmtofficial:

kickfliplou:

why are the anti larries so angry all the time

their dark harry philosophy is fading and they’re starting to panic pls cut them some slack

(via larryfeelings)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via yearningtheirwin)

dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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(Source: scarylittledamsel, via radicallycomplex)

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